DDoS Daisy
“When nothing works, everything is perfect.”
Manager | |
Profession | Network Jammer |
Speciality | Jamming online services and websites |
Secret passion | Lean ideology 💼 |
Factory | |
Name of the factory | Traffic Jammer |
The main purpose of the factory | Jamming internet traffic |
The level at which the factory opens | Level 6 |
Minion of the factory | |
Name | DDoS Minion |
Special characteristic | Moonlights as a plumber 🌕 |
Tell us about your job
“Traffic jams are mankind’s greatest achievement. Expensive infrastructure, yet inefficient movement with only a couple of people per vehicle, all in a hurry. Nothing moves. The stillness of stalled action is something so beautiful, so calming.
Traffic jams can also be created in network traffic. With subcontractor botnets, I bombard servers with requests until they freeze. There’s something immensely satisfying about launching an attack and watching one service go down after another.
The downside is that people don’t get properly frustrated anymore when the services they’re trying to access crash. Another annoyance is automatic updates on devices – if only people left them alone, my botnets would thrive.”